What is it about a new year that makes everyone think that they have to completely redo their lives? Is it just the post-holiday depression thing that makes everyone look at what they have and decide that it’s not enough? I’m sure that some psychologist somewhere has a really good, completely believable theory on this. Whatever it is, my friends have all decided to go on diets, to swear off men or women or, in some cases, both. They have decided that clean living is the only way to go and alcohol and caffeine and late nights are all of a sudden no-nos . Am I the only sane person left? I will not diet, I will not change my living habits and if people don’t like me by now they never will. Oh well, the good thing about new year’s resolutions is that they only last about a month or so. Until then, I’ll sulk silently and put up with it.